Rogues Bard - Songs - Castrated Love Song

CASTRATED LOVE SONG (What Difference Does It Make ?)

I look out the window it’s two in two morning
There’s a hole in my roof and it let’s the rain pour in
I know when you left me you said I was boring
My psychologist says I’ve got low self esteem
But what difference does it make ?

You’re a Ferrari I’m just a Trabant.
You are a joy I’m a miserable person
I tried to be happy but I really hated it
This was a Love Song until I castrated it
That’s why I’m sad and alone.

I am the oldest EMO in town
When you are happy I’ll soon drag you down
I was going to be famous it didn’t last long
Some Bastard called Morrissey nicked all my songs
Now I’m all sad and alone
But what difference does it make ?

I am the oldest EMO in town ,
I can make Morrissey look like a Clown
If I were a horse you’d be holding the bridle
My songs can make teenage girls suicidal
My psychologist says it’s just low self esteem
But I’m too dumb to know what he means.

I am the misery and you are the fun
I’m The Bard on the wire, and you got the gun
You are the baby let me be your nappy
I can make Leonard Cohen sound happy
You are the [party and I am the wake in it
I can mike Morrissey look like he’s faking it
That’s why I’m sad and alone.

I ride a bike can’t afford a flash car
I live in a bedsit and play my guitar
I should be out there laughing and dating
I spend every night in my room ………….
It’s frustrating.

But what difference does it make ??

NB.
(With apologies to Morrisey who says he left Britain to live abroad because Britain was full of foreigners ... Impeccable logic there then !)